Sawadikap!!
heya...back frm thai le..
was hoping that i could come back earlier..
yah...so i blog abt my exp at chaingrai ba..dam fun
first day we go...happy
journy,bumpy
toilet, dirty
room,small
food,okay
dogs,bark (duh)
night,dark
sky,no stars.
how bad can it get? i duno la..but hey,cant expect much rite?
the water freakin cold can..but lucky got hot water..heh
then at nite can hear the frogs "singing" one leh..vv fun...
fun until u canot slp one lor...lol
the guys in my room all snoring away...then i stone there...
look at sky, no stars...den too noisy oso...
so stuff mp3 into my ear...dats fer day 1.
2nd day we started manual work le...chancoal?
isit written lidat? nvm..thai for shovel...
we dug the soil den fill up the hole...
mr chua oso got do..lol...he dam funny one can...de way he does it
mr chua: bu3 na4 li3!
edmond: huh? bu3 na2 ni3???
and edmond kept repeating it..for those hu understand, good
for those hu dont, pls call edmond at 92977319 and ask. thankyou
so 2nd day abt all lor..then taught the kids how to count and abc and stuff..
oh..one more thing..the dogs are not to be messed wif...
at night they will bite ure big ass off if u come out...happy...
hafta inject some shit into the wound...happier...
so i got my big ass in the room and stuck on the mattress...
dats how the night ended...not to mention the snoring part again =/
third day...another hell day...
nth much..but the night was fun!
we taught the kids some songs..my side and stuff like dat
i love saturday...cuz we went to town on a pick-up..
wad u norm cant do in s'pore...vv fun! ^^
at night we watched teletubies!! yay!!! =.=
i realised i 4got how it goes le...quite cute..
lala esp...but dipsy and tinky winky is GAY!lol
i liked the "time for tele bye bye" thing..
why? cuz i noe the show's over! =)
we learnt dat lao3 cai4 (mr. chua) is called gei pak (thai) lol
we managed to bond quite alot w the kids...
sunday was the day where we got sunday sch..
played arnd the kids..can see mingxuan and jonneh kena assaulted by the kids..lol
jonneh was dragging 3 kids and we all had kids either on our backs or legs..
they are monsters sia..fiercer an smaller onli...
wah..they come hump u ar..u will cry the lor...
and this fateful day...i think i had lost my virginity..lol
cuz i sabo-ed my part by scolding vulgarities..kena caught, 50.
added up to approx 200 bah...
den hongchew another one..suppose to wake up at 6.30 to study...
in e end wash clothes wash happily owe 150...lmao
i wana say sorry to part c for hai-ing u all...yah...
but a little exercise aint gona do u any bad eh? haha
monday, we went to do our final assignment to fill the hole (sounds wrong?)
happily filled the hole, happily went back
happily went to some school...
best...mr chua nvr tell us to wear shoes..
den we ended up being the slippers gang....lol
funny sia..so formal then we turned out in slippers...
hmmm..the kids there can ride motor the lor...heck care age one...cool rite?
haiz...got along with this dog vv well..ah mao3(furry)
it isnt tha he has much fur, juz dat his fur is much thicker and nicer then the rest..
i love him la..every meal will at least throw something for him de...vv cute...
so now im missing him..alot...haiz..ohwells
tues, culture night..NCC performed haka..lol
den did some pumpings for them to see...
edmond did spider la! nice one!
see! i told u a little pumping wont hurt..hehs
last night in the village...we enjoyed ourselves alot..
missed the people there...uncle richard, his wife and stuff
oh..forgot to tell u guys..
we had to catch some fishes in the pond...
then in e end having a mud fight..lol
mr chua clever...he walked to the other side..humji..lol
but he still kena la..hahas..do u tink we will let him off so easily? lol
wed...adios! bye bye to them...sayonara!
thought i would cry..lol..i did ba..for ah mao..i miss him tty...
den rest of it was travelling lor...
reached the hotel..WTF...
we were greeted by this lady/man/lady/man i duno!!!
she/he looked like a woman...i describe her/his looks..
she/he has pussified face, adam apple, small chest, long hair, deep voice
and most imptly, her name tag says :Mr Kitichan
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf!!!!!
okay..dunwana tok abt her/him le..cuz her/his face will keep appearing in my head..
at night go night market...
honggan...hongchew went missing...
all of us panick la...searched high and low for him...
nice one ar hongchew!
in the end found out that he back at hotel le..
smart guy...smack his balls upside down when i saw him..lol
oh..weisheng reminded me..he screwed his hp la! hahaha
that pro used scissors to switch on his hp..
den he looked at me..
weisheng: hey...
me: what?
weisheng: i think my fone spoil liao
me: huh? where got?
weisheng: neh! see!
then he showed me the chip that he pryed out of his hp..good day
pro la day guy...and the night shows...sleazy...
the shows are damn sleazy...
dun wana elaborate too much either...
was supposed to watch england holland at edmond's rm..
in the end we both slept our big ass away..lol
here's what happened,
edmond calls our room via fone...
weisheng: moshi moshi...moshi moshi...moshi moshi....
edmond: ey siao ey..u come over now...bring food hor
weisheng:erm..we no food..drinks can?
edmond:okay okay..now ar...
weisheng: okay...
and weisheng hangs up and get back to bed...lol!!!
wad a move can! hahas
thurs, we went shopping all day long...
i chiong-ed fer my presents...
vv hard to find but yeah..under budget ba
so its abt all fer thurs...nth much lo...
buy buy buy..oh waileong and jasper bought
some magic stuff worth arnd 2000 baht, approx $100 ba
tio scam...den i stand there..free..learn all e tricks...lol
opened the letter..me and weisheng stun...
wth...we thot is some love letters can! lol
friday, home sweet home..
took the flight then slept thruout bah..
pasta was nice..or maybe cuz i was hungry...
reached airport...saw my aunt and cuz...
cool man...we walked arnd the whole airpor trying t find BK..
then we walked arnd the whole place trying to find he taxi stand..
lol..and here i am...blogging! yay! hahas
missed it alot..hmmm..how are u guys? shuld be fine ba..
okay...b4 i end..got a little sth sth for u guys...
In this trip, I learnt that i shuldnt:
1.shit for too long in the toilet cause u nv noe when a mosquito will get his buffet on ure arse
2.scold vulgarities in front of chua
3.kp someone in the bunk or u will get gang raped
4.get lost in front of a 7-11 store like what hongchew did
5.switch on my hp using a scissors
6.put my hand in front of a dog when u don't know him so well
7.buy some stupid scamming magic stuff for $100
8.buy anything in the night markaet cuz u can get e same thing for a cheaper price somewhere else in the market
and u will live to regret ure purchase
9.watch teletubies esp when i feel like sleeping
10.talk to anyone whon u deem is a girl/guy..cause looks may be deceiving...very deceiving
Trivia question: If you see a herd of cows, about 100 of them,coming towards you, would you
a) Take out your red hanky and say "catch me if you can!"
b) Drop down on your knees, take out your bible and pray!
c) Jump down the cliff
answer: those who chose a) By the time u take out ure small little hanky, ure ass would be gone..
b) Well done! i can onli say u are a faithful christian and amen to you.
c) Correcto! at least you would land your ass on some banana plant, and say hi to miss pontianak!